This is not hand cream.
It's fork oil.
Oil for the forks on the end of your arms. The ones that hold your meat pie and tie down a trailer load (she ain't goin' nowhere, right?)
Those forks are also the most important multi-tool you have. You can't work without them, and you sure as hell shouldn't run them down yo woman if they are in bad shape!
Cracked, dry, sandpaper hands are more than just uncomfortable. They're a manhole for bacteria.